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Oh Raven Symone. I remember when you were a cute little thing on the Cosby Show. You were sassy and smart and fully clothed. What happened? I get that you love yourself juuuuust the way you are, and big is beautiful, so f&#k the haters. But I think your face says it all. Cue Raven’s internal dialogue:
“Ack! I forgot my pants, I’m Mortified. And my hair! Why does it look like I stuck my finger in a socket?! Somebody’s getting a pay cut.”
Hey Christina, Jack Sparrow called, he wants his… who am I kidding, Jack Sparrow wouldn’t even go near those. I know you make your living off of going to parties, and must be running out of affordable items to wear, but please don’t shove that pirate booty into skull & crossbones leggings again.
Thank you.
*Points for the shoes, those can stay.
Ach! Fjfjkfkfjkfjjfkjf. What are you wearing! How dare you burn my cornea with that ghastly mashup of drapes and lace that you consider an outfit. And on Thanksgiving eve! Blasphemy.
I give thanks, I give thanks for mirrors and second opinions. I give thanks for jeans and tshirts. D. Woods, give thanks for the simpler things in life, and for God’s sake, look at yourself before you leave the house.
Brandy, this is beyond forgetting your pants. This is forgetting you were partying too hard last night and decided it would be fun to cut huuuuuge peep holes in your pants. Don’t you feel the draft? Do you realize you look homeless? Brandy… you make me feel puzzled. The 90s are over, so stop it.
Check out Selita Ebanks in yesterday’s Victoria’s Secret Miami fashion show. H-O-T. Who needs pants when you’ve got wings?
Uhoh! Mommy Moss (yes, she has a young daughter) seems to have left the house without her trousers. Kate! It’s November! Cover up those gams. This is no way to walk the streets of Hollywood. Tsk, tsk.
In this edition: D.Woods. Now I’m not sure that she qualifies as a star, since she was expelled from Diddy’s girl group Danity Kane, but she’s taking pictures in public… sans pants. It looks like she stepped out of the shower, threw on a coat, and went to the party.
Not kosher!!!
I give you Naomi Campbell. Now someone give her some pants. Granted she is an age-resistant supermodel, and at 38 has better legs than most 18 year-olds. But I say, it looks like she’s thrown a cover up over her bathing suit.
